Sunday, February 22, 2009

I love it when...[American U Edition]

=TDR is a win. Nom nom.

=The vending machines decide to start taking swipes again


=The Eagle's Nest is taking Eagle Bucks AND the lady at Subway isn't being a bitch

=When you wake up in the morning freezing and you walk in to the bathroom prayyying that there's hot water in the showers...and there is!


=Walking outside and realizing that you don't need the heavy coat you thought you did, and you should probably grab some sunglasses too


=Realizing that you haven't started working on your paper yet but find out later that day that it's not due until next week.

=Getting THAT E-MAIL in the morning that class has been cancelled

=When you misplace your ID and the front desk people don't make you go through that whole identity process

=When you're on your way to destination X listening to your iPod and when you finally get there, the song ends right at that moment.

=When you meet someone, and then the time after that when you pass them on campus they actually say hi to you and don't act as if they're not sure what to do


=Getting the perfect milk to cereal ratio


=Having a fridge full of food



=Realizing that you actually have money (somehow) and can finally get off campus for a bit!

=People do shit like this:


Oh, life.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Product!on

Allllriiiigght. I'm officially an Audio Production major =]






Sunday, February 8, 2009

A Great E-Mail

Subject: bush ice cream flavors from ben & jerry]



>>>> Ben & Jerry created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.

>>>> For George W. they asked for suggestions from the public.

>>>> Here are some of their favorite responses:

>>>> - Grape Depression

>>>> - The Housing Crunch

>>>> - Abu Grape

>>>> - Cluster Fudge

>>>> - Nut'n Accomplished

>>>> - Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

>>>> - Iraqi Road

>>>> - Chock 'n Awe


>>>> - WireTapioca

>>>> - Impeach Cobbler

>>>> - Guantanmallow

>>>> - imPeachmint

>>>> - Heck of a Job, Brownie!

>>>> - Neocon Politan

>>>> - RockyRoad to Fascism

>>>> - The Reese's-cession

>>>> - Cookie D'oh!

>>>> - Nougalar Proliferation

>>>> - Death by Chocolate... and Torture

>>>> - Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream

>>>> - Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder

>>>> - Credit Crunch

>>>> - Mission Pecanplished

>>>> - Country Pumpkin

>>>> - Chunky Monkey in Chief

>>>> - WMDelicious

>>>> - Chocolate Chimp

>>>> - Bloody Sundae

>>>> - Caramel Preemptive Stripe

Uneth!cal?

I say yes.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Cassette

M!randa July

Is not just a performance artist, not just an author, not just a director. She's amazing. Her collection of short stories titled 'No One Belongs Here More Than You' and her self-directed film, 'Me and You and Everyone We Know' has just taken my breath away. She has inspired me to write like no one else has before. I ordered the soundtrack to MY&EWK off of Amazon last night...it should come in a few days. I'm surprised she didn't write that herself as well - but it is by Michael Andrews and unfortunately, bit torrent doesn't offer any of his works.

The way that the soundtrack coincides with the film is phenomenal. It made me think about audio files and how they completely change the perspective of the viewer, despite what is on the screen. I wanted to see what I could do with it myself. So this is what I did with it..myself.
[Keep in mind I've never made a movie before nor do I have any intention of actually turning this into something. It's just an experiment]


Sunday, February 1, 2009

Wah-Wah




So many great epic fails!
Great laughs and self-esteem boost.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch a-check it out

http://failblog.org/